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A fellow walked into a doctor's office.
The receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles".
She took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later, a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles".
So she took down his height, weight and a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles".
So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test and an electrocardiogram and told him to take off all his clothes, put on a gown and wait for the doctor.
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in
and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles".
The doctor asked, "Where?"
"Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
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